spam
The marvels of the digital age: anyone can read me but nobody does. The only comments I receive are spam offering illicit photographs of female celebrities. Somebody’s watching, but it ain’t people. It’s the omnipotent, omnipresent digital goddess.
If only that were the case. There are a few others of us on the couch, but yeah, it’s pretty lonely here hangin’ out with the omnipresent digital goddess. Boring ass bitch.
By the way, it’s the goddess I’m referring to…she’s full of bitchery.