October 2001
We decided to take a weekend journey and a break from the chaos of Beijing. In reality chaos is impossible to flee in China, one point three billion residents and all. Mark and I debated about exactly where we should spend the two days because the distances between relevant or intriguing sights in China are unbearable lengthy. Travelers which I had met along the way suggested certain points of interest but the proposal of Mark’s students appeared to be the best option. On Thursday night we booked two hard sleepers for an overnight journey to Jinan, seven hours south of Beijing by train, the home to Tai Shan mountain, the birthplace of Confucius.
The train was scheduled to depart at 10pm on Friday night and we whiled away the meantime sipping beers in a Korean restaurant adjacent to the central station. I was nursing a head cold and Mark felt the genesis of what would later turn into dysentery, a bacterial infection that has been known to incapacitate entire troops (More on this unfortunate occurrence later). But at the time, we were eagerly looking forward to ascending another peak. Tai Shan is considered the number one mountain in China apparently based on its religious significance, and throngs of natives flock to the peak to pay reverence. The two of us, with a certain degree of vanity, were hardly intimidated by the 1600 meter (approximately 5,000 feet) peak. As the adventure unfolded I lamented my nonchalance.
The train ride was painless, and though Chinese talked loudly beneath us, we were both able to fall asleep on our respective cots by 11pm. My sleep was so sound in fact, that i awoke with shock as the attendant shook my sleeve and warned us of our arrival in a half hour. I shook the cobwebs from my dream clouded eyes, hopped off the top bunk, brushed my teeth, and sat staring at the dark countryside forever fading. The air was cold and the sun still slept as we made our way down the station corridor towards the ticket office to purchase return seats before we traipsed off to the trail. Much to our chagrin the train returning to Beijing that night was full, forcing us to buy standing room only tickets, a circumstance neither of us was looking forward to. Chinese trains are harrowing enough with a seat, the thought of standing for seven hours on an overnight train after a hike was nearly unbearable. But we tucked away the the reality of our return and immersed ourselves in the present task at hand. We hired a minibus to take us to the trailhead and by 5:30 am we were hiking.
The trail was already buzzing with activity, though the shops and restaurants were still closed. Overnight hikers sauntered down the hillside barking in the thin light of a new morning. Elderly Chinese practiced Tai Ji along the trail, swiveling pelvises in the frigid air of the foothills. Mark and I trudged slowly, both of us feeling slightly sluggish, realizing there was indeed no need to hurry. After about fifteen minutes we stopped for a light breakfast of muffins, fruit, nuts, and water with the light of the sun gradually penetrating the darkness.
As we continued on it was apparent that a young man clad in a jogging suit was following us and desirous of our attention. On his handheld transistor radio English news could be heard. We were aware he was interested in us and not in a way we found becoming. We slowed our pace to allow him to pass but he dawdled. Once he was past us we stopped for a rest to lose our suitor, but instead of continuing on he pretended to look inquisitively at an old rotten tree. Finally our hint was taken and he pressed onward. But this would not be our last encounter with the fancy boy.
Though the trail began to show signs of life it was still relatively quiet as we trudged upward. None of the vendors or hawkers were out in force and we found this leg of the journey to be quite pleasant. After about an hour and a half of our ginger pace we sat a moment to rest in front of a temple where large joss sticks fogged the air with a pungent aroma. From this vantage point we spied a cluster of buildings less than a mile a way. I couldnt believe that we had already neared the summit, it wasnt yet 8am. We scoffed at those that told us climbing to the top would induce crawling, we were almost there. The grey steps grew steeper and i huffed to the landing that we had seen from the temple below. Early morning hikers stood snapping pictures, drinking tea, and staring at the monstrous peak that loomed in front of us. It was at this point that I realized with tired legs, that we were only halfway up the mountain and the most treacherous leg was certainly ahead of us.
It was here that we once again met up with our admirer who inquired of me “did you like the coming?” No response. He soon danced away to leave Mark and I to discuss the rest of the climb. It was clear the trail shot straight up the gorge on the right side of the peak, while a suspended cable car cut up the left side. We agreed that it was necessary to hike up but perhaps tram it back down. The air grew colder as we ascended and the peak loomed large in the distance. at the halfway point we realized that it was possible to take a bus up from the bottom and then hike the additional three miles, thus explaining why the first half of the trail was relatively quiet.
It is important now to take a step back to look at the scene and the reaction of the Chinese when they see the only foreigners in the vicinity. Stalls hawking confucian goods, drinks, and other knick knacks lined either side of the trail. And, as at all the tourist attractions I have been to in China, it is apparent that the vendors and the other Chinese know very little English. Before we knew it we were being “Hallo”ed into oblivion. Their knowledge of the language halts at about that point. But not the vendors, they can throw in a few extra words to really entice you, varying upon what goods they are hawking. The most common is “Hallo, look, Hallo,” as if the extra hello will instanteously convert an uncertain buyer. Other catchy phrases include “haloo, drink, hello,” “hello, bike, hello” or if they are selling Mao’s little red book of sayings the sales pitch is “hallo, Mao, Hallo.”
From the halfway point to the summit, Mark and I ran a gauntlet of “Hallos” in all shapes and sizes until the aggravation reached a boiling point. It was cold, it was steep, and the entire mountainside sat in frozen time watching the two Americans slowly make their way up the mountain.
A bit past the halfway point a man stood holding a small costumed monkey in his hand. I tried to snap a picture but he (the man not the monkey) told me i had to pay to snap a photo. So i handed over the 5yaun ($0.60) and posed with the lovable primate as Mark took the picture. at least the monkey kept the “hallo monkey on leash, hallo” to himself, though by the look on his face i knew he was thinking it.
It was about this time that we ran into our effeminate devotee again and he zig zagged up the stairs from left to right mocking our struggle. He would occasionally glance back and shoot us a filthy toothed smile. for once I was pleased when another vendor accosted us pushing fake coins and ivory horns in our face. The man clinked two coins to together and in Chinese asked us “Sounds good doesn’t it?” Mark responded in Chinese “It sounds bad.” Next he asked if we liked the ivory, Mark responded in Chinese again “it’s terrible, I’ll throw it over the cliff!” To which the fellow vendors hopped, laughed, and hooted in sheer delight. Even the vendor himself let a smile surface to his face, he knew the goods were fake he just never figured a foreigner could tell him so.
Finally we found ourselves at the summit, sweat soaking us to the bone (not good for a cold in hindsight). I was exhausted having exerted far more effort than I thought would be necessary. I didnt think it would be a walk in the park but i hadnt counted on the steepness factor. At the top I stood shivering as a crowd buzzed around the red temple lighting joss sticks in sacrament to Confucius. All I could think about was a hot tea and somewhere to dry the sweat off my shivering limbs. A wet mist hung at the summit and the view of the valley below was obscured. Incense smoke mingled with the cloud layer. We found a tea shop and sat ourselves down at about 11am. The tea quickly warmed my shivering bones and the subsequent bill made me even hotter. 30 Yuan for two cups of tea, only four dollars for you rich Americans out there, but remember, a bottle of beer only costs 2 Yuan ($0.25) here.
Mark and I made our way to the putrid smelling bathroom to change out our wet clothes into long underwear, sweaters, and dry socks. The weather didnt lend much of a respite, the cold made it unbearable at the top, and after a lunch of fruit and muffins, we decided to take the cable car back down to the halfway point. We shared the cab with a Chinese couple with horrid teeth. Mark did his best to converse with them as i stared down into the valley below.
The most comical moment of the adventure greeted us after we stepped off the cable car and sat on a stone wall for a bit of a rest. A pudgy faced, bespectacled older man took one glance at us, didn’t say “Hallo,” but instead immediately burst into a hearty laugh. He didnt look back but continued to chuckle as he shuffled out of sight and down the hill, his laughter echoing across the hills. This sent mark and I into a fit of hysterics, not exactly sure why he had reacted as he did. As the sun finally emerged in full force, the air crisp with mountain smells, we realized this was the purest moment of the day. It lifted our spirits and we smiled and chuckled the remainder of the descent.
We reached the bottom, our legs and feet sore from the stomp, and immediately found a small restaurant to eat a second lunch of msg drenched vegetables, syrupy pork, and paper thin and paper tasting bread, with a beer each to wash it down. At this point it was nearing 3 oclock in the afternoon and we decided to head back to the train station to see if we could catch an earlier ride home. As luck or divine providence would have it there was a 3:3o train back to beijing, and though we would still have to stand, it was certainly better than waiting another 8 hours for our originally scheduled journey. We would be back by 11pm and this kept our attitude positive.
We sat ourselves on newspapers between cars in the crowded train and within a half hour, as the train began to clear, we had seats with a small table. we played cards, drank beer and laughed about the compact though arduous journey of the day and previous night. This was the highpoint and unfortunately it spiraled from then on. After a brief nap I awoke with a migraine headache compounded by the Chinese music, banging and wailing, screaming from the speaker above my head. Mark felt in full force the onset of the nasty dysentery which incapacitated him for the following four days. we wracked our brains in an attempt to figure the source of his ailment. Perhaps he had acquired it in xinjiang, but finally we realized that it had been laying dormant since his summer trip to nepal waiting to spring at the most inopportune moment. For a few nights I sat up in fear for my friend’s life as well as my own health.
At the moment the antibiotics seem to be accomplishing the task and Mark’s physical and mental makeup is stronger than I have seen since the fateful weekend trip. we joke that none of our journeys are without debacle, from camping trips to cross-country attempts, and for the first time it seemed that we had finally rid ourselves of these demons. But, for the time being, chalk up another adventure gone awry in the ambivalent and unbiased face of nature.